Sad but true

"Everybody knows how to care for children, except the people that have them."

This is why I have a case of the 'Mondays' on Sunday night.

I'm really hoping that tomorrow is not another Monday spent scouring the adjacent forest in 3 inch black pumps- searching for a gun, that was allegedly brought into school by a ten-year-old.

Luckily, there was no gun (it took four cops and one school psychologist in aforementioned black pumps to figure this out). However, we did manage to find a 3 inch long hunting knife in an eight-year-olds backpack.

Oh, just another day in the g-h-e-t-t-o.