Sunday, March 16, 2008

7th Heaven

7 Weird, Strange and/or Random things about ME

1. I've never received a speeding ticket and i've been driving (and sometimes speeding) for 10 years.

2. The only time i've been pulled over was for tailgating. Tailgating a police officer that is.

Umm, ma'am do you know why you're being pulled over?

No, I really don't.

Well you were riding me a little close.

Is that against the law?

Best part is, is that I had my 10, 12, and 15 yr old cousins with me in the car--all of which are half black. He was like, what are you doing with them? I told him that they were mine.

Then he asked me if I was driving a rental car (I was picking them up from the airport).

Well sir, if I was riding you that closely, didn't you notice my Steelers license plate, star decals, College Decals and Steelers stickers?

3. I've moved 15 times and I've lived in more than a handful of states. As my father likes to tell people, "Ashley gets around." (Sweet, thanks for making me sound like a hooker, dad).

4. I never liked cats until I randomly decided to come home with two. I've been anti-cat and cat-phobic my entire life. I went to the pound to pick up one chihuahua and came home with two kittens. Now, i'm a bonafide cat lover.

5. I love random veggies that others deem disgusting such as spinach, brussel sprouts, asparagus, artichokes etc. I hate peas and cooked carrots.

6. I'm very indecisive when it comes to little decisions (such as when to eat, where to eat etc.) , but I can make big ones in a snap.

7. I have a significant aversion to mayonaise. If my mom even cut my sandwich with a knife that had previously touched mayonaise, I could tell and wouldn't eat it.

Okay, now it's your turn. I tag The Cat's Pajamas, Amanda from Pulling a Miranda, Laurie from Darth Mama and Brook from Koyaanisgatsi

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