Sunday, March 30, 2008

Cat Mom and other things

I am pathetically sore today. We practiced kicking, catching and fielding for over two hours yesterday. I think I twisted something on my first run to first base.

Sweet. My legs and arms hurt and I think it's due to kickball. However, I may have sprained something last night when I thought it would be a good idea to drink an entire bottle of wine. Myself.

After practice, our coach, Hilary hosted a little party. While there, I think that I learned why cat ladies are sometimes referred to as crazy cat ladies. About five of my closest girlfriends also have cats. Whenever we get together, we sit in a little circle and ooh and ahh over our cats for at least an hour at a time (alcohol is involved).

We discuss their individual personalities, in depth. We talk about the cute things they did, and then obviously ask about pictures. Of course crazy cat ladies have their cameras on them at all times- because it's not everyday that fluffy hides in the laundry basket.

I think it's fun. My friends all know about how Snap is incredibly outgoing and that Sage is a lap cat. I know about all of their cats as well. Yes, we're lame, but we're cat ladies.

Okay, enough about cats.

Anyways, this morning, I woke up without a hangover (amazingly) and took a little trip to Safeway (the grocery store).

Now, I've told you about how I don't watch where I'm going, and can be a little rude sometimes. Well today, while pondering the egg selection, a little old lady starting talking to me. She said, "aiaosdhfa asdfaoidhna aowiehgbn asoiwef."

I replied with, "What?"

(yeah, I'm an ass sometimes. Pardon me would have been a better choice).

She said, "I said, we look like twins in our jean jackets."

Umm.. thanks lady. I look 89 and I happen to be wearing a jean jacket. I hightailed it out of there as fast as I could.

1 comment:

A.D. said...

Maybe she just thought she looked like a cool 20-something chick? Or...maybe you were looking a little old and creaky due to the soreness from practice?? Either way, I doubt she really thought you looked 89!