Clarification

I'm buzzed so I asked boyfriend to clarify the hot pants situation.

He says, I didn't look hot in the pants. I was just generating too much heat.

Exact quote: "You wear long pants to keep you warm. If you're generating heat it's going to come off of you and stay trapped underneath the covers."

Boyfriend is nuts- I'm freakin gorgeous.

Sidenote: I'm buzzed. Boyfriend, he on the other hand can't use that excuse. He's just a strange ranger.