Today, someone asked me if I am pregnant.
Freakin PREGNANT.
More specifically, she patted my stomach and said, "Are you trying to hide a little bump?"
Um, no you asshat. I'm not.
I just bought this dress on Saturday and it does not make me look pregnant.
Seriously, who asks that?
I mean, come on bitch, at least wait till tomorrow after I pig out on fondue.
1 day ago
2 comments:
What a biznatch!!! Did she atleast have the decency to act embarrassed after you told you were not pregnant? People are idiots! Sounds like a rough day...just drown your sorrows in fondue and start fresh tomorrow!
She didn't seem embarassed, she just said Oops, the last time I saw you I didn't think you were-- and laughed.
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