Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Holy Crap

I almost forgot to mention the Bachelorette!

If you don't want to hear it...close your eyes and scroll down 'cause you're about to encounter a SPOILER!!

*Rant*{what's with the asshats who are all like, "oh my gosh, you spoiled it for me!" Yet got to my blog via the Google search- bachelorette spoilers}*End Rant*

I am SO happy that Jeremy is gone! He was about as much fun as my pet rock (in second grade). Yeah, he was certainly the hottest of the remaining fellows, but he was NOT FUN. If you have a connection with someone, why do you need to laugh through the awkward silence. I agree, he was pretty perfect, but as we all saw, perfect is quite boring.

Moving on. I like Jesse okay. I like rooting for the underdog, but I don't know how I feel about her marrying someone that calls things "Rad" and says "I'm stoked to see you." I swear, I'm on the edge of my seat just waiting for "totally tubular" to shoot out of this man's mouth. But anyways, he's alright. Or as Jesse would say, AIGHT- but certainly not my fave.

As for Jason, he's awesome. I hope that she picks him. He's cute, he's funny, he's fun, and he lights up whenever he sees her. Seriously, I kicked boyfriend on the couch and told him to start drooling whenever he sees me as well. I'm jealous. Anyways, the kicker is that not only does he light up, but she absolutely beams. She looks so incredibly happy with him, I'm actually quite shocked that ABC is showing those scenes.

Obviously, I hope that Jason wins. However, being an avid bachelor fan, I have come to learn that 99% of the time, they make you think that she's more in love with one.. and then she picks the other. 99% of the time, the other, happens to be my personal favorite. This time.. not so much.

I'm just crossing my fingers and hoping that ABC is trying to pull a good old switch-a-roo on us. You know, like how every third season they make the winner walk out of the limo first to receive their fate.

Moving on to After the Final Rose.....

Chris Harrison rocks my box. When he starting talking about Sean's mullet, I almost died laughing. Who knew that the same man that overuses the phrase "most dramatic rose ceremony ever" could be so incredibly funny.

Sidenote: I also enjoyed his, "Well Played" comment.

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