Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Losing It....

....the weight that is!
 
I have to. I'm a cow.  I've gained TWENTY (gulp) pounds over the last year and a half.
 
My mom tells me every chance that she gets how much hotter I was back in those days.  Exactly what every soon-to-be-bride wants to hear.
 
I'd like to blame the weight gain on a very low dose of anti anxiety meds (they started 1.5 yrs ago) and the meeting of one - now engaged - couple.   One member of this couple enjoys beers, buffalo wings, and pizza. ALL. SEVEN. DAYS. PER. WEEK. IF. HE. COULD. GET. AWAY. WITH. IT... and he can.  Every chicken wing that I eat attaches directly to my thighs.  He can lose five pounds without even trying. 
 
I tried weight watchers and I suck at it (although I'm still doing it).  It is not even remotely humanly possible for me to stay under 21 points per day.  My caffeine addiction alone adds like 2343 points. 
 
I tried to think about when I looked the hottest.  I think that it was around the time that I was jazzercising my a$$ off.  I'm talking serious, one hour long work outs 3-4 times per week.
 
I quit awhile back (1.5 years ago to be exact) because I got sick of going 4 days a week, every week for months.  What was I thinking? I was hot, I was skinny, I could eat 23434234 sour patch kids in one sitting.   
 
My desire to stop dancing to Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson on repeat beat my desire to look hot.  It's pathetic really.
 
I looked into rejoining today. It's like the jazzercise gods are looking down on me----- this Monday, for one day only, I can join jazzercise for free (well for at least two months). 
 
Now I have no excuse. 
 
 
and ps.  Janet, I can't wait to start jamming out with you again.
(I know I'm a loser, I'm trying to psych myself up)

10 comments:

Ms. Attitude said...

Hey, we all do what we need to get back into shape. I used to look hot a few years ago and my mom likes to point that out to me too. :) Good Luck!

Mrs. S. said...

Jazzercise sounds like the Body Jam that I do (if you aren't sure, check out the old blog-a-roo). I love it!! I hear ya...I hate looking at my old, hot-me, skinny pictures. Where did that girl go? Oh yeah, the new me ate her. Duh. So let's dance our way to our old fab bodies! And amen to caffeine!

Brook said...

What time and where?

Ashley said...

Brook.. I emailed you

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

You can do it! Good luck and I will be cheering for you!

A.D. said...

I know what you mean. I was in the best shape of my life when Eric and I first started dating, and I've gained 20 lbs. since then!!! I lost it briefly for the wedding, but then I just put it back on again. I'm blaming it on the men!!!

A.D. said...

I know what you mean. I was in the best shape of my life when Eric and I first started dating, and I've gained 20 lbs. since then!!! I lost it briefly for the wedding, but then I just put it back on again. I'm blaming it on the men!!!

A.D. said...

Oh, and good luck with jazzercise. I've always wanted to try it, but I'm way too uncoordinated :)!

Whitney said...

Question - how did you get your little girl on the side over there? I went to designhergals and created one, but I can't figure out how to get it on my blog! Help!

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