Monday, February 23, 2009

Monday

You should know what Monday means--- the Bachelor.

I'm a little bit bummed about the fact that we STILL don't know what's really going to happen in the finale, even though the spoiler sites are going CRAZY with different theories.

Despite the fact that we need to wait another week, lets discuss tonight.

1. The interview with Jason. B-O-R-I-N-G! He claims that he only went to first base with Molly that night that they shared a tent together. His reasoning- "the cameras wrapped at 3am and Molly had to leave at 6pm, that only left us three hours alone."

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH there homeboy. You're telling me that it takes you more than three hours to knock boots?

That makes me very happy that I'm soon to be married to someone that is not you.

2. Jason interview part two- why won't they just TELL us what happens in the fantasy suite? I can understand the old don't kiss and tell thing, but seriously- you just went on TV to find love. We've seen you kiss and we know everything else about you and your relationship, I say that you fess up and tell us the really story.

I'm not going to judge you for sleeping with 3 girls in 3 nights. It's a little sick, but I've also seen you make out with seven in a span of an hour.

3. The off'ed contestant interviews. CUTE. Trista and Ryan are fabulous, Charlie and Sarah are cute (although I don't know why she told everyone that he drank too much, no one would have known) and Noelle and that other dude are very cute.

I do find it very hysterical that Chris had to stand up and say, "America is very misunderstood and believes that in 17 seasons, only one of our couples has made it. Actually, there are two."

Yeah, that doesn't really prove your point there, Chris.

4. That brings me to the reunion show- WTF is with these girls and their outfits? I swear, Punky Brewster called and wants her outfit back. Lauren definitly got that sparkly, pink, kimono with a slit sleeve shirt from Rave (or maybe even Deb).








If you don't hear from me again this week, I'm away for work and I'll catch you on the flip side.

7 comments:

Mrs. S. said...

I am watching it now on DVR...not really that impressed so far. Catfight much? I don't think the After the Rose show is that necessary...seriously. Get to the real show!

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

You are too funny!

Jules said...

HA! I completely agree with everything you just said. The Jason interviews were pretty pointless and it was awkward when that Sarah chick said that Charlie drank too much.
I thought Fred and Noelle were so cute and I like that some of the people from the old seasons connected.
I really want to know what happens with the finale. I am disgusted by the whole thing.
I love how that Natalie chick tried to prove what a "normal" girl she is. Nobody likes her!
LOL on Lauren's top! It definitely looks like something from the Deb shop.

Ms. Attitude said...

Try to have fun on your trip!

Aliya said...

Stumbled upon your blog... its so cute! :)

The Polka Dotted Owl said...

you had me cracking up!! Thanks you for writing this post, I really needed it:)

JKW said...

This is so funny and so true!