Thursday, April 23, 2009

How to Have a Sick Day



It went a little something like this..

TUESDAY MORNING

Coworker- Ashley, are you feeling well?
Me- (well shit, I feel great, but why would she ask-- do I look that bad?) Umm...
Coworker- I can tell, you don't look too good.

For the record, I was a little tired, but I felt fine. Totally fine.

WEDNESDAY MORNING

I'm tired, I feel like sleeping in, I believe sick days are meant to be taken.

I go and get highlights and a hair cut.

I'm fine all day.

I make a nice dinner.

8:00 pm --Sore throat strikes out of no where.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT
I'm tossing, I'm turning, my throat is on fire. My nose starts to get stuffy. I'm up at 3am moaning and groaning and unable to breathe.

THURSDAY MORNING
I'm sick. For real this time.

Miserable.





Who gets sick in freakin' April?

10 comments:

hotpants™ said...

I always get sick in the spring, but so does everyone else who lives here. I finally got over a bad allergy attack just to have my throat start hurting 2 days ago.

Prep in the Big Apple said...

hope you feel better!

zentmrs said...

Sorry you are feeling under the weather! Everyone at my office is sick too - I feel like carrying a big bottle of spray disinfectant with me everywhere. Good for you for staying home when you are sick!

Hope you feel better soon!

Megan said...

Feel better!!

Ms. Attitude said...

I hope you feel better! If if helps, I just got over a sinus infection...in April. :)

Christina said...

Look on the bright side, you got one enjoyable free day :) I hope that you feel better soon!

Bernadette said...

Aw, Ashley, I'm so sorry. I hope you feel better soon!

Mrs. Smith said...

Oh no! That is SO something that would happen to me! I hope you feel better soon!

bFlat said...

My allergies are kicking in so I feel like I'm sick. Hope you feel better soon!

Bethany said...

I hear you! During this lovely, supposed SPRING month of April, I have had the stomach virus and a cold for two weeks. Blah.