Monday, August 31, 2009

Food Follies

So the fiance returned home from his bachelor party feeling a little rough, with blood shot eyes and reeking of booze-- but at least he came home in one piece. 
My bachelorette party isn't until the last weekend in September, so I used this weekend to hang out with some girlfriends and to visit my family. 
The real reason that I'm writing-- food is driving me crazy.
I gave up soda a few months ago.  I still drink it occasionally, but it's very rare and usually only if I'm out.  Yesterday I picked up a medium soda and dropped it all over my kitchen before I got to take even a single sip.  I swore up and down and cursed everyone and their mother for at least an hour.  I may have shed a tear.  Not only did I miss out on my soda, I had to wash a sticky, sugary mess off of every single cabinet and every square inch of floor. 
Today, I dropped my breakfast on the floor at work after taking only one bite.  I walked into the teachers lounge to replace it and..... GASP... no vending machine.  You have GOT to be kidding me.
Why the heck do I keep dropping food?


~Mrs. Guru~ said...

That sucks, I know the feeling. My husband would say maybe it was not meant to be.

Molly said...

Oh, that is awful! So sorry!
Seems like your fiance had a fun weekend...good he went all out so you can at your bachlorette party without feeling bad. :)

Classy Fab Sarah said...

We are having similar problems... but I drop anything, not just food.

And, most spectacularly, I dropped milk on my laptop and fried it. Bet that makes you feel better, right?

Anonymous said...

I have days like that. I am accident prone. However, my mom once told me that if you super clumsy all of a sudden, you might be pregnant!