Thursday, October 8, 2009

Kids are Disgusting

Normally, I love kids.
 
I love kids so much, that I chose to work with them day in and day out.  Who needs adult conversation everyday anyways?
 
Not me.
 
 
 
Times that I do not like kids--
 
Right now- 9 days before my wedding when they are spitting, drooling, snotting, sneezing, and being all out disgusting in front of me.   I just had to give an IQ test to a kindergartener that had a tissue shoved so far up her nose that I thought I noticed it coming out of her left ear.
 
The only time she removed the tissue--  when she wanted to blow her nose and then touch all of my testing kit accessories. 
 
So help me god kid, I don't care that we're both named Ashley and that it's like "SO TOTALLY AWESOME (her words)"--- you better not get me sick.

4 comments:

Just Add Walter said...

hehe... that is "SO TOTALLY AWESOME!!"

hope you don't get sick!!

Duchess said...

YUCK!!

Patty Ann said...

i used to work in a daycare. 'nuff said.

A Fist Full of Dandelions said...

What is the obsession kids have with Kleenex?