Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Woah Nelly

On Tuesdays and Fridays I'm at my rich school.  The rich school is doing NOTHING for my diet.
 
At my ghetto schools, I'm lucky to find a fork.  At my rich school there are treats, and chocolate, and cookies, and pies, and presents everywhere you look.  Right now, in our main office, there are 12 tins of cookies, 14 boxes of chocolates, 2 cakes, a package of chocolate covered pretzels, and hundreds of chocolate truffles. 
 
If I keep up at the rate I'm going, I might turn into an M&M by 3pm. 
 
Rich school likes to give presents and I do enjoy some presents.  So far today I've received a cute new ornament (chinese food box- my fave food), a new monogrammed lunch tote, some cute polka dot sticky notes, a light up plush santa, and a giant box of chocolates (nooooooooooooooooooooooo). 
 
The last time I was here (before Christmas break), I got a tin full of M&M's (my problem), a huge bag of green and red tortilla chips, salsa, some People magazines and some swedish fish.
 
Rich people want me to get fat and stay fat.
 
Can I trade in all the candy for a Coach purse?  or perhaps more monogrammed polka dot sticky notes?

1 comment:

Melissa said...

Sounds like the school I work at! The parents provide a HUGE staff breakfast for us the first Friday of every month! It's awesome, but at the same time kills my diet!