Do Fifth Grade Girls Really Talk like that?

Yes, yes they do.

 

I just tested one of the fifty million kajillion kids on my testing list.  As I was walking her back to class, she saw one of her friends in the hallway.  The follow conversation happened next.....

 

Girl A: Yo, Caroline, what's up dawg?

 

Girl B: Yo, what up Katie.  How's it hangin'?

 

Girl A: Yo, is that your class in gym?

 

Girl B: Ya girl, that's my class.  Where you been?

 

Girl A: Oh SNIZZAP- I missed gym class. I'm like SO late for band now. Where my flute at?

 

Girl B: Oh girl, you better get your hustle on.  TTYL!!!!!!

 

Girl A: K, TTYL too!

 

 

 

Thank god I don't have a fifth grade girl at home.