Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Doh

I think that I need a vacation (and my day off on Friday should help).
 
Thanks to budget cuts in the state of Maryland, I work in four-- YES- four schools.  Up two schools from last year, and up about 1,300 students from last year.
 
Sweet, right?
 
No.
 
Anyways, I work in the boondocks.  Every day of the week, I drive down the same winding country road until I come to a fork.  On Mondays, I go left.  On Tuesday and Fridays, I go right.  On Wednesdays and Thursdays, I stay straight.  That is a lot of information to remember.  In the boondocks, all of the roads look the same, so I really need to make a concerted effort to remember what day of the week it is.
 
Today, I was talking on the phone with my mother while driving to Boondock School #3.  While I was halfway down the road I thought to myself, crap self, I think you forgot to turn on X road-- isn't this the gas station that you usually pass on Thursday?(-- it wasn't).  I pulled a U-turn and headed back down the way I came.  After a few miles I thought to myself, hmmm, this does not look familiar.  What day of the week is it? Where am I going? Why can't I find my road?  Turns out, I was headed the correct way the first time and I had to pull another U-Turn.  
 
Suffice to say I was 10 minutes late to work.  Crap.  
 
Is it dementia or do I work too much?   

5 comments:

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

Haha. This is too funny. For almost 7 years I worked in two different dental offices. One on Mon and Wed, the other Tues and Thurs. And depending on the day of the week I also had different hours. Every night I had to decide what day today was, what day tomorrow was and what time I had to set my alarm. After awhile it became second nature, but still tripped me up now and again. Luckily they were in opposite directions, I only started driving to the wrong one a few times, and it was usually when on my phone as well. Oops! Guess that's why they say not to talk while driving, haha!

Framboise said...

been there done that....lol

Alissa said...

Oh wow 4 schools! I would totally zone out and drive to the wrong school one day.

kanishk said...

Luckily they were in opposite directions,
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