Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Things I've Learned as an Adult: Volume 2

(new additions are in boldface print)

1. Petsmart > Petco Every time.
2. When you're dating, "lets watch a movie" means lets make out....
3. When you're married, "lets watch a movie" means lets watch a movie....
4. Do not take friendship advice from the Real Housewives of any city/state.
5. The end of a vacation or a long weekend still sucks, no matter your age.
6. Two hours with a girlfriend (that can make you laugh) can cure most ailments.
7. Always carry a good book in your purse or car. Doctors move slowly.
8. You know you've still got it when your 13, 15, and 17 year old cousins beg you for hand-me-downs.
9. Bonus points when your 52 year old mom is upset that the 13, 15, and 17 year olds got to pick through the hand-me-down bag first.

4 comments:

Debbie said...

LOVE these! so, so, SO true!!! :)

Ms. Attitude said...

Ha! I love the additions! Do you mind if I add posts like this to my blog? I could see this being a weekly feature.

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

Haha, so true! Except in my house, "let's watch a movie" means I'm going to lay on the couch and fall asleep before the beginning credits have even finished.

Ashley said...

Thanks Ms. Attitude, I love this idea too and I may turn it into a weekly thing! Feel free!