Monday, June 21, 2010

The Bachelorette: Ali, Episode 5

So Ali ends up in Iceland?!?!? How does a scraggly haired girl get an all expenses paid around the world vacation? Apparently, I missed my calling.

The boys all write poems. In true bachelor/bachelorette form, they are traditionally tragic.

I am thrilled to see that they've started using subtitles when Kasey talks. That was/is SO needed.

Kirk gets the first one on one and the guy has all the right moves and says all the right things. That being said, I don't know if I buy it. I've heard a rumor that two of the remaining guys still have girlfriends at home. I may not be surprised if he's one of the two.

Does anyone else think that they knocked boots at the lobser house?

The group date was the same as it usually is- Frank expressing his anxiety and not a peep from Chris N and Craig.

Next up, we've got Kasey and Rated R. They are both losers. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the wrestler is only 5 ft, 5 inches. He looks/acts like he has small man syndrome.

Personally, if I were Ali, this trip to the volcano would feel like a helicopter ride to Hades. I can't think of two worse people to share a romantic moment with.

Ali took the whole tattoo thing really well. I would have laughed my ass off- in.his.face. Obviously, Justin gets the rose. God, I hate his chin pubes.

Ali continues to have the worst hair styles in the world. What is up with the pseudo bun at the rose ceremony? TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC.

Chris N goes home. Big whoop. He's said like two words in the last 10 hours of showtime.


Mrs. S. said...

The guys with girlfriends are supposedly Frank and Rated R. Rated R has like 2 girlfriends back home and Frank still has feelings for a girl back home.

I dig Chris L. He is pretty awesome and I think I like Kirk, too. Most of the other guys seem like genuinely good guys.

Yeah, Chris N. has definitely been nonexistent this season. I was very curious why she was keeping him around...

Connie said...

I loved that they put subtitles on Kasey. They needed it through the whole show!

I think Roberto is my favorite!

Yellow House said...

I love your Bachelorette commentary. I agree with everything. Why, oh why, do I keep watching?

Did you see today that Jake and Vienna broke up? Shocking. :)

PS - Left an award for you on my blog today!

Anonymous said...

Whew, I thought maybe I was the only one who thinks Ali's hair is Britney Spears gnarly.

Megan said...

team roberto and maybe Ty.

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