Thursday, August 19, 2010

School Humor

Sometimes I'm baffled about the fact that I'm a grown up.  Especially a grown up psychologist.  Especially since I have the humor of a 13 year old sometimes.
Whoever came up with school terms was a total perv. 
Here's a little school humor (read: perviness) for you---
The test that we will use to assess your child for learning disabilities--- the woodcock johnson.  I can't even look anyone in the eye when that test is mentioned in a meeting.   I usually have meeting days four times per week so the term woodcock johnson is usually used no less than 10 times per week.  That's a lot of time spent avoiding the giggles. 
Also, when we make copies of our reports we're supposed to write parent on one, psych folder on another, and cum file on the last copy.  Cum isn't always dirty. It also stands from cumulative.  It still cracks me up though. 


Anonymous said...

"woodcock johnson"? No way, I would giggle if i heard that too.

The Sadlon Family said...

Would definitely giggle too.

Jackie said...

And the code ED! So uncomfortable.

teresa-bug said...

I used to HATE to write the word CUM when I was a teacher. I would spell it out.

Molly said...

Heh, I love it!

PS I might have to pick your brain sometimes about your grad programs. I have a BA in psych and I'm thinking I need a masters.

Shaina said...

Hahahahah. I love this stuff. :)

Anonymous said...

A man apparently named that test. Hilarious!

Sarah said...

That's pretty funny... In my industry we talk about STD (short-term disability) all this time and it always makes me feel dirty.

Kids, Canines, and Chaos said...

I'm SO glad to hear I'm not the only one with the giggles when we say Woodcock-Johnson and cum file. I have to put an e on the end when I put a sticky on it and hand it to the our IEP clerk. I feel like a perv otherwise. I also laugh like a school girl whenever bathroom humor is brought up and teaching 8 year olds ensures bathroom humor (and gas) comes up pretty regularly.

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