Monday, October 25, 2010

Almost Old

Oh, Hi Monday.
 
You again?
 
Moving on......
 
I used to rate my "oldness" using the "Real World" theory.  It's a pretty crappy theory actually, but it worked for me.  It went something like this.....
 
If I am younger and/or the same age as the people on "Real World" and/or various other MTV shows, I still rule. 
 
Lets face it. I fell out of that category years ago. 
 
Once I aged past 24, I started the "NFL" theory. It goes something like this.....
 
If I can still play professional football, I still rule.
I've almost aged myself out of that category as well.  Running backs that were born in 1987?!?!? !@?#!@%#$^#$%#$ Pathetic!!!  Thankfully, there are people like Brett Farve out there to make me feel better about myself right now.

3 comments:

Melissa said...

I do the same thing! It's blowing my mind that I am older than a lot of professional athletes!

Dancy said...

HHAHAHA! Oh honey... just wait till you're in your 30's. We were at a bar a couple weeks ago and D noticed some guy staring at me. He kept mentioning it but I brushed it off. I couldn't get a good look at 1st but then I realized just why this guy was staring... I used to BABYSIT HIM!!!

People who have hit drinking age now were born in 1989. I was 11. LMAO!

Yellow House said...

I am right there with you. 29 is ancient. :)