Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Just Sayin'

My cats are geniuses.
They must fall within the savant Einstein IQ range.

I would know. I give IQ tests for a living.
If they made an IQ test for Sage and O'Snap they would max out past Bill Gates and other smart people *their names slip my mind right now.

Why are my cats so smart?
My cats can tell time better than most 10 year olds.
To be honest, my cats know 10:00pm better than some 16 year olds that I know.

In fact, they have BOTH been giving me the death stare for at least 10 minutes. O'Snap is so smart that he positions his ass right in front of our television so we can't see what's on TV NOR can we change the channel (he covers the sensor every time).

Smart or starving like children in Africa?

... you decide.

1 comment:

Hilary said...

Mine is the same way! Every morning between 4-6am, he throws himself at my bedroom door until I get up and let him outside. I bought him a small dog crate & that's where he now spends his nights!