From this point forward (until otherwise noted) do not name your daughter Michelle.
The past two seasons of the Bachelor should have taught you that.
How can someone so pretty be so psychotic?
Okay now vote-- who's worse-- this Michelle or Jake's Michelle?
I kinda vote for this Michelle.
My favorite quotes so far:
"You and I are kind of in a fight. Like, this is our first fight."
"When I kiss Brad, I'm going to give him, like, a sensual, sexy, slithery kiss. Fireworks are going to be going off in the back."
"I would love if some of these ninjas would just kidnap some of these other girls. Throw a bag over their heads and take them off and just haul them to, like, the desert."
"Soon enough it will be over and they will be gone and it will just be me an Brad in Tahiti, practicing making babies."
BTW.. is she 30 yet?
21 hours ago