Have you people seen Pajama Jeans?
Seriously, the mysterious European designer must have tapped my phone lines and spent the last few years following me with a hidden camera.
I love pajamas.
In fact, every day I walk in my house with my jeans already half unbuttoned and unzipped. I wonder what my neighbors must think. Hmm.
I hate jeans, but I'm American. I have to wear jeans.
I would love my jeans if they fit like my pajamas.
If you buy this, you must tell me immediately. I must know if these jeans really are softer than a baby's blanket, and if they are really worth the $39.95 price tag. Ha.
Friday, January 28, 2011