Yeah, it doesn't rhyme. So sue me.
So what if...... I'm STALKING weather.com, WBALTV, and Foots Forecast every five minutes praying that nothing changes and crossing my fingers that this poor weather they speak of starts before 5am tomorrow. Ha.
So what if......My Lady freakin' GaGa ringtone goes off in the midst of an IQ test. Oops, my phone doesn't usually work at work.
So what if......I eat pretzels and string cheese for breakfast Monday-Friday. It's 170 calories and it tastes damn good in the car.
So what if......(coincidently) 99% of my wardrobe is purple. I REFUSE to wear any purple this week because I despise the Baltimore Ravens (ahem, and most of their fans) and I do not want to be mistaken for a fan. I will resume wearing purple next Monday.